Monday, March 06, 2006

On Crash, The Oscars, and Jack.

Since Brokeback was really better than Crash, I have invented a conspiracy theory which pleases me and makes the universe right again.

Jack lied. It's that simple. The envelope said one thing, he said another. It's the only possible explanation. Jack lied to us all.


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