Junk For Your Trunk, Fellas.

This is the kind of thing that you can't believe is real, but it seems to be actual fact. Professional cyclist Dave Zabriskie (who bears a striking resemblance to the young Obi-Wan) is injured and therefore not participating in the Tour De France right now, but he's got his own little side business. He's lent his initials and reputation to an anti-chafing product marketed toward the male cyclist. The name of this johnson rub?

"DZNUTS"

No joke, but very funny.