Here comes the sun

Yesterday we saw some massive sun. We hit 50 degress, close to a record. Work sent me out to the state park in Muskegon, to see if anyone was on the lakeshore. I found an middle aged couple who walk there everyday. I asked them about global warming, and they admitted that they were very concerned about it. I also found a solitary man walking the beach. He said that the sun represents Jesus, who would be returning soon, and that he believes the strange weather phenomenon was a sign of end times. I asked him about global warming, and maybe his misheard me, because he replied using the phrase "global warning." When I returned to my car I found a pamphlet under the wiper.